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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.