Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming