Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile