What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Backdoor Jokes More Backdoor Jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.