What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout