What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.