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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.