Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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She wiped her arse.

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Let's Rock and Roll.

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American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.