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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.