Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?

He went down really well!

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Flush

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Advertise Jokes More Advertise Jokes

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!