What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.