How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.