What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life?

He wasn't nosey.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What do you call a second grader with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor