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What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.