What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.