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What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.