What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.