Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.