What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*