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What happens when Kim Jong-Un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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Nobody's herd.

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It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game?

Duke Nukem.

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Because he is the Supreme Reader.

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What happens when Kim Jong-Un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!