What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL..... Ill show myshelf out...