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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.