What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.