What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.