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Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens