What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.