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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

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How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards