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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....