What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

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What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....