What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!