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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

Declare Jokes More Declare Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!