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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*