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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*