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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.