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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What do you find in an elephants graveyard?

Elephantoms!

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.