What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.