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What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.