What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony