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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit