What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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