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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone