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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)