What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.