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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.