What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!