What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

High Speed Jokes More High Speed Jokes

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.