How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.