How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What's the worlds strongest animal?

A 'buff'alo

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Who is the original Kardashian?

Saint Christopher