How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.