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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)