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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.