Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.