How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One but don't expect results.

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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

R/EyeBleach.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.