How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

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Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!