Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.