How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One but don't expect results.

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How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood?

The spaghetto.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What is the result?

A tie.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.