What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

His brother running with the V.C.R

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

Virgin

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.