What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger