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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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To help with the cavity searches

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What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.