What's the best way to stop a German train?

Them nicely.

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.