What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Fourteen Inch Jokes More Fourteen Inch Jokes

What's fourteen inches and white?

Nothing.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "