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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

What's fourteen inches and white?

Nothing.