What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.