What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?

This is the end of me!

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!