What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?

This is the end of me!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?

This is the end of me!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.