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What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

How much is an M&M?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!