What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.