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What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.