What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.