What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.