What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Smart Midget Jokes More Smart Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.