What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..