What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW